Howler
By nfinitmonkeys

Stop losing money
to your phone.

Howler is an AI receptionist that picks up every call — day, night, holiday, 3am. The five questions you answer ten times a day? Handled. Real emergencies? Sent straight to you. Everything else is already done by the time you check the dashboard.

Set up in 24 hours · sounds like a person · cancel anytime

Always on 24/7 · 365
Picks up before the 2nd ring
Sounds like a real person
Knows by heart your hours · prices · services
Books appointments & orders
Costs less than a part-time hire
Sound familiar?

If you're tired of any of this, we should talk.

Phone rings while you're with a customer

Drop what you're doing — or send the next one to voicemail. Either way, someone loses. Usually you.

Same five questions, all day long

"Are you open?" "Where are you?" "How much?" "Can I book Tuesday?" "Do you take Anthem?" On loop. Forever.

The phone rings on a Saturday

And it's a question that could've waited until Monday. But you're not wired to ignore a ringing phone, are you.

Your receptionist is great…

…and she also takes vacations, lunch breaks, sick days, and goes home at 5. Yours doesn't.

Every voicemail is money walking away

Most callers don't leave one. They call the next business in the search results. You never even know they tried.

Callers hate phone trees

Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. By press 4 they've hung up. And you wonder why your call-back rate is bad.

What changes

Howler picks up before the 2nd ring.

Sounds like a person. Knows your business. Handles the routine. Sends you the rest.

Every. Single. Call.

Day, night, weekend, holiday, lunch break. The phone never goes to voicemail again.

Sounds like a real person

Natural pacing, real intonation, interrupts politely if you talk over it. Most callers never realize they're talking to AI.

Knows your business

Hours. Address. Prices. Services. Insurance accepted. Cancellation policy. All of it, by heart. Update it and the change is live in seconds.

Books the appointment, takes the order

Wired into your calendar or booking system. The customer hangs up confirmed. You wake up to a populated schedule.

Real emergencies still reach you

You define what counts as urgent. Howler routes those calls to your cell instantly. Everything else waits in the dashboard for when you're ready.

You see every conversation

Transcripts, recordings, call durations, what each caller asked. Searchable. Replayable. Yours, on your dashboard, always.

Get on the list

Stop bleeding calls.

Howler is invite-only while we onboard our first cohort. Tell us about your business — phones ringing off the hook? Same questions all day? After-hours leaks? — and we'll get back within one business day.

We follow up by email within one business day with onboarding details.